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    Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
    9:44 pm
    cold and flu season
     It feels as though something crawled in through my ear, arched its head upwards, rose its left fist and cursed God before vomiting black blood and drowning itself in it. My ear hurts, my sinus es are congested, my head hurts, and my throat is horse. And I keep sticking Q-tips in my ears as if to kill something, but I can't see it or hear it. It's like that one movie, Alien. Only instead of an alien it's the common cold. I'm going to make a movie called THE COMMON COLD. With nothing but shots of Sigourney Weaver in her undawarez.
    Monday, February 21st, 2005
    9:53 am
    Put the money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you.
     I'm not some woozy ass motherfucker here to tell you about politics, "hold politicians feet to the fire" or whine about my cat and talk about Gillmore Girls. Motherfucker, Ultrapulp is pure gangsta blogging. I AM HERE TO FUCKING ROB YOU. Ultrapulp is extracting toxic molecules from your pores, refining them, purifying them and selling them in the street in oxygen cocktails. Ultrapulp is currently hijacking your brain cells, removing extraneous memories and empathy-centers developed to cope with lovers and using the space to store my insecurities, venom, bile, my plastic forks and my ginsu knives. Ultrapulp will not breathe until every man is free or dead. I'm throwing psychic knives, sporting telekenetic berretas, on speed with nine millimeters, and when I open my mouth syringes fly out at 500mph loaded with liquid coke.

    Saturday, January 29th, 2005
    3:18 pm
    At the Bottom of the Ocean




    Cookie Monster waits to drown.
    Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
    11:42 am
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    Friday, December 17th, 2004
    5:26 pm
    Sunday, December 12th, 2004
    12:24 pm
    12:08 pm
    12:04 pm
    Ultra Pulp Shows No Mercy

    Armies of Adorable White Children guard Ultra Pulp Ltd. Headquarters posing in adorable and DEADLY uniforms and talking smack like Dennis the Menace with a meth addiction.
    12:03 pm
    12:02 pm
    Sunday, December 5th, 2004
    5:43 pm
    1:11 am
    Crawl through time
     I did a google image search for the term "crawl through time", and this is what I found:








    1:05 am
    I got a sick vendetta ta get this chedda




    50 cent is a corny looking motherfucker. one of the most pre-packaged rap acts in the past few years, all though my friend, a staunch 50 cent supporter, says, "that's part of the fun!" "In Da Club" has what I call Jerry Bruckheimer blockbuster beats, though. other than that, thumbs down!
    Friday, December 3rd, 2004
    5:39 pm
    12:20 am
    ultra vivid ani-slutz


    "I'm eating maggots underneath this helmet! YatSA!!"
    12:10 am
    lil kim






    a lot of people don't realize this, but lil kim is the greatest musician who ever lived. hailed for the sensual immediacy of her work and its balance with both classicism and formal method, lil kim's melodies create their own otherworldly vistas; replete with autonomous peaks of transcendent meaning. Cornelius Cardew once said of Lil Kim, "is those her titties haning out?"
    12:07 am
    SLUT


    SLUT. SLUT. SLUT. SLUT. SLUT. OH GOD IT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP SLUT. SLUT. SLUT.
    12:05 am
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